Over 99752

Art Demotivational Poster


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD

SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!

TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is

EPIC PARTY HOST - Throws a party for 12 buddies over 2000 years ago and people are still talking about it

TAGS: party
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2012, 1:12 pm
Epic first poster…5L…welcome parnagg, and be sure to check out/post on ReligiFake



TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!

AND I-I-I..... - Will always love you.........

TAGS: darth vader
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Jjonzz

Guest091 - August 18, 2009, 8:34 am
h** d***! No wait, I take that back. Gaaaaaaaay......
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It is funny...... but not that funny.
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 8:00 am
Oh this is brilliant. 5 stars.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Top notch! Who on earth did this one? Another gem by an anonymous poster. Truly funny, too.
Kung-Fu Devil - February 27, 2009, 5:50 am

CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.

TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.

THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.

TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm

i actually like this!

A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way

TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's

MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!

EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....

TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

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steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force

TROLLING - An art form.



IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L

THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...

TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

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vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions

earthquake hits detroit -

TAGS: detroit earthquake
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:41 pm
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:59 am
LOL! Did anybody notice, or did they think a large truck drove by? 5L
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 11:37 am
Funny a 5er


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...

JAPAN - gets shit done.

TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


TAGS: earth huggers
Rating: 4.86/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:15 pm
I'm 39, and I remember a LOT of what's on this. As for the taxi service from mom&dad-haha-I walked from one side of town to the other many times:'I'm walking if you don't take me!' reply:"FINE. NO ONE is stopping you!" sigh...


TAGS: wet juicy fart
Rating: 4.79/5

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champ99 - November 3, 2011, 3:48 pm
That depends, are they floaters or sinkers? :)
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 2:06 am
You suck at toilet humor or you enjoy s****** toilets for humorous effect?
champ99 - May 11, 2011, 9:45 am
I lean that way myself, bodily functions are funny! ;-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:52 am
i'm a 5ucker for toilet humor =)

DRINKING BUDDIES - Even evil likes to go grab some cold ones.

TAGS: darth vader boba fett beer
Rating: 4/5

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440wakeup - June 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
Back in 80's I had an empire strikes back poster that had all the characters on it. I'd trace boba fett every day after school

ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore

TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?

On This Memorial Day. -

TAGS: party
Rating: 4.37/5

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TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!

BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands

TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...

TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe

ARTILLERY - There is no problem that cannot be solved by the liberal use of high explosive.

TAGS: artillery
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:20 am
When the only tool you have is a hammer, pretty soon every problem looks like a nail.

POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !

TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!

TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner

RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.

AND NOW MY APPRENTICES - We shall form the most powerful barbershop quartette in all the galaxy!!!


SIR PATRICK STEWART - The Knighting of Sir Patrick Stewart was done the only way it COULD be done. Qapla'!!

TAGS: patrick stewart
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform

TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.

WEIRD - Who doesn't like snickers?

TAGS: article fail
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:30 pm
The s**t that goes on in the world, lol. 5L
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
Personally I could do without the nuts. But a 5L for the chuckle...thanks.

REFLEXES - Yesterday I instinctively swerved to miss a banana peel in the road Damn Mario Kart.

TAGS: car video games mario kart
Rating: 4.92/5

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WTFO - June 13, 2011, 12:56 am
Thanks, RL.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2011, 7:46 am


Life lesson -

TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am
Either that or you're hard of hearing.

BREAKING NEWS - Obi-Wan Kenobi dead Darth Vader Says.

TAGS: obi wan kenobi death darth vader
Rating: 4.65/5

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WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:52 am
Greeny - May 12, 2011, 9:17 pm
That's funny!
Sean - May 12, 2011, 9:11 pm
I'll believe it WHEN I see the death certificate -- or a pic of his empty hoodie crumpled on the deck of a deathstar. Whichever.
voodoo3535 - May 12, 2011, 6:41 pm
Simply awesome. d*** Funny.

DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !

TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.6/5

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Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


Katana -

TAGS: martial arts
Rating: 2.15/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
I want a "lil" of both of you ;). Yes flirting is fun.
energy - November 24, 2008, 8:25 am
i don't want any of your "beef"
Scorpio7 - November 24, 2008, 6:38 am
Excuse me, OD, but it looks like someone is hacking MY name, and putting a phony post up about me, and the "clue" is the misspelling of the word, "partner." Besides, my so-called "beef" would be with energy, and not his mother.
Overlord Douchebag - November 23, 2008, 10:45 pm
We get it, Scorpio7. This whole b****-fest between you and energy is just your way of flirting. Christ, get a room, get it over with, and move on.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:30 pm
It would be nice if it could cut through energy or his favorite *** pertner, his momma, the one who f***s donkeys on stage in Mexico.

CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me

TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

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TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am

KIDS - Say the darndest things

TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?



TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy

DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away

TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...

DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.

TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!

CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


TAGS: culos startrek gaga
Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am


IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere

SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.

TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.

that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -

TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!

TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!

T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...

TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad

A PROPER EDUCATION - Begins At A Very Early Age

WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.

TAGS: wolverine darth maul marvel comics star wars
Rating: 2.7/5

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Zed - August 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
No, I meant exactly what I typed.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:39 pm
Do you really mean Natalie from the facts of life?
Zed - August 26, 2009, 6:19 pm
So? My wife's just as big a geek, and she looks like Natalie Portman with glasses. I'm the luckiest geek on the planet. :)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:02 pm
Zed - August 26, 2009, 2:53 pm
Adamantium, Alexis. Adamantite is a D&D metal.
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
could a laser sabre cut adamantite ?
mr. well - May 15, 2009, 12:50 am
IMO darth maul wasnt all that cool, he got one line and then chopped in half. wolverine got torn in half and still climbed a mountain and attempted diplomacy with the hulk.


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.42/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am



TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.



TAGS: military artillery
Rating: 4.82/5

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MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 5:49 pm
The King of Battle!!! 5 HE Round5


TAGS: party booze
Rating: 4.57/5

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Justflipit - September 18, 2011, 4:22 am
As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..
Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sadly ... me. And I thought I asked you NEVER to bring that up again?!? Or maybe I just MEANT to but never got around to it. Ah well.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
Who knew Tiger Woods had a hat like that?
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:01 pm
But "tossing a salad" ... I think you'll agree, is a bird of a different feather. No?

CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.

TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.49/5

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Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


TAGS: sparta joke cure is old
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:47 pm

please post this to moti-twist as well :)

PRADA - Not only the devil wears it

TAGS: rnr prada sparta aaaaaa aaaaa
Rating: 3.67/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:44 am
Rather amusing.


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm

VOICE OVERS - there is only one king

TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

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Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am

KINDERGARDEN - needs to be fixed

TAGS: kindergarden sparta fix
Rating: 4.04/5

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Untamedfifty - October 31, 2009, 12:21 am
Epic 5/5 that is perfect solution to our complete healthcare system
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 5:09 pm
To quote a famous Guinness drinker: "Look what Florisb found on the internet!"

ART - I call this statue, "The Bulls ultimate revenge"

I'm serious ... -

RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


TAGS: farting boat wetsuit
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Jacob

Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:36 am
having never posted a motifake, i have no room to say anything, but i'm pretty sure this ph**o has been commented to death already...
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:22 am
I cut him some slack. I didn't even bother voting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2011, 2:40 am
he's new....cut him some slack.......If he's still doing it next month we'll draw and quarter him.
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
How many times have we seen this on the interwebs?


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before

PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.

TAGS: perception smart fish
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:36 pm
I like thi5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
is it me, or do we have a new 1L bomber? oh and 5L to this
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think w3 have a new candidate for picture that needs to be retired.


TAGS: procrastination artform
Rating: 4.94/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 12:00 pm
that reminds me I had to do something the day before ye5terday...
ICEMAN - September 1, 2011, 6:46 am
I'll vote on this one later.
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:43 am

SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver

TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people

DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating

TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"


YOU! - Pull my finger!

TAGS: darth vader star wars finger
Rating: 4.33/5

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bigsouthfork - January 10, 2013, 8:59 pm
The big eared mouse demands it!


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm
I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.

KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...

TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 4.57/5

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valkor - February 15, 2011, 9:12 pm
oh noes. I've been mocked by someone who just mashed his keyboard with his forehead to make a username. I'll just check your posters to find out what real comedy is......... hmm.... what no posters ? ? ? guess I'll just keep doing it my way then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2011, 9:05 pm
That's enough sdfghjkl...or whoever you are. Comments like that will not be tolerated.
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm sure there is no connection WHATSOEVER between "sdfghjkl" and "Phil812". It's sad, really.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
you call this comedy?
Sean - February 15, 2011, 5:13 pm
All kidding aside, do you know how many kids died over the years while trying to imitate the cayote, or, though more rarely, the roadrunner? Not enough.
valkor - February 12, 2011, 8:54 pm
point taken.
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 12:26 pm
I gave it a 5, but you should've used a real cell of the classic toon... not a modernized version. You get the point across nicely, but don't hit that nostalgic b***on in us elders.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...

TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the gra** juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...